Alex Rodriguez gets reamed at Fenway Park

Gotta love the Gayrod Steroids Chants. Priceless. -TO

                    

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Terez, no one told me he was gay..I just thought we were taking it really slow

Alex Rodriguez’s real estate broker snagged him more than a fantastic apartment: He got the Yankee slugger his new girlfriend, Kate Hudson. We hear that superagent Adam Modlin of NYC’s The Modlin Group suggested A-Rod might hit it off with fellow client Hudson – and Rodriguez jumped at the chance. “Adam and Alex have been close friends for years,” reveals an insider. “They talk at least four or five times a day on the phone. Sometimes Alex will call him twice in an hour. Alex even flies Adam around on his private jet to spring training or games so they can hang out.” Continues the source, “Adam has known Kate for a while, as well. He’s been showing her townhouses in the West Village for about a year now. He thought Alex and Kate would like one another, and sure enough, when they connected, it was a home run. – NY Daily News

Gayrod will always have a cover to hide the fact that he is a ___________. Fill in the blank and be creative. -TO

                    

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Cmon Alex, Get out of the pool with all those naked boys

Bride Wars actress Kate Hudson may be done playing the field! The 30-year-old divorcee tried to duck out of Manhattan’s 40/40 Club Monday night after dining with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriquez. The dating duo were quick to split up before they could be snapped together at Jay Z’s hot spot. Goldie’s girl has been with her diamond dude since May, an eternity in kiss-me-Kate’s world, and is a regular in the stands to catch A-Rod in action. But not everyone is thrilled with the romance, the Bronx Bombers are worried the blonde babe will be yet another distraction, just like that whole A-Rod / Madonna mess. – Radar Online

Kate Hudson is the last thing the Yankees should worry about..  Gayrod ‘s love for gay sex parties should probably worry them more. -TO

                    

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I love when kate act's all diesel, it makes me wanna lick peen

The NY Post caught lovebirds Kate Hudson and A-Rod exiting the club 40/40 late Sunday night. In typical sneaky celeb fashion, they left separately. The skirt-chasing Yankee and the blond “Bride Wars” star were there for the bachelor party of Bombers catcher Jose Molina. A-Rod co-owns the club and brought his new gal pal to party with teammates C.C. Sabathia and Mariano Rivera, as well as Carl Crawford of the Tampa Bay Rays. Sorry guys — we’re on to you! – NY Post

What kind of bachelor party let’s you take a chick? Sorry, forgot we were talking about Gayrod, I get it. -TO

                    

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The chick's still love me T. look how into me she is

The ladies of New York can all breathe a sigh of relief: Derek Jeter isn’t engaged – yet. We caught up with the Yankee shortstop before his team bested the Texas Rangers on Tuesday and asked about the rumors he’s set to wed “Friday Night Lights” actress Minka Kelly, with whom he was reportedly caught ring-shopping earlier this year. “The what?” Jeter asked incredulously. “Engagement rumors with who? I have not heard that.” Sounds like Jeter has learned a thing or two from teammate Alex Rodriguez on the importance of keeping his affairs hush-hush. — NY Daily News

Derek Jeter’s level of chick’s has gone way down since Gayrod became the hot ticket… Marry her jeter before your stock drops even more-TO

                    

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Terez, you can't prove that..I have never been tested..

Derek Jeter at the World Bar in Trump World Tower, where he lives, with a few guys and a bevy of hot women. – NY Post

Jeter has been with a ton of chicks. ..just sayin. -TO

                    

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Terez, I am the Yankees...No discount was an insult to me...

Derek Jeter has so many friends and family who want to see him and his teammates play, the Yankee captain leased a luxury suite for the season in the new stadium. A team spokesman said the box was big enough for 12, but wouldn’t say how much it cost. But he said that Jeter, one of the highest-paid players in the Major Leagues, paid full price for a suite of its size, which range in cost from $600,000-$850,000 — and he didn’t even get an employee discount. – NY Post

Times must be tough in Yankees land if Capatain America can’t even get discount. Those damn Steinbrenners! -TO

                    

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Yo T, only I can drink out of my pimp cups..I know you got your own pimp cup playa..

 Derek Jeter can’t stop breaking hearts – his FIT college fling is still infatuated with the Yankee slugger. The student “does all her projects about him – or his gym, or his charity organizations,” laughed a classmate. “It’s pathetic.” Too bad the baseball hottie won’t return her calls anymore. -NY Daily News

Jeter’s pimp hand has been strong lately. The dude is out to meet as many women as possible. He should be on the next edition of the Bachelor. The Yankee gets Cranky is he doesn’t get his tang. Can’t say the same for Gayrod. -TO

                    

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