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Tom Brady’s butler lands big-bucks Wall Street gig

October 29, 2009

Terez, gisele is very demanding.. but Tom is a pushover..

Terez, gisele is very demanding.. but Tom is a pushover..

Boston’s No. 1 Do Boy is, of course, Tom Brady ’s butler, Will McDonough. Will has become a sort of icon in these parts – and not just because he happens to have the same name as a certain deceased B.B. crank. McDonough came out of nowhere – or rather, the New England Patriots ‘ marketing department – and with only a familiar ring to his name, managed to attach himself to Brady and become the confidant, gatekeeper and all-around Man Friday for New England’s most famous jock. Will made his Do Boy bones taking care of Tom’s business. He pumped his gas. He walked his galpal’s little dog. He accompanied him to personal appearances – from Tom’s hosting gig on “Saturday Night Live” to his Costa Rican wedding to Gisele Bundchen . In fact, it is said that McDonough introduced Tom to his future bride. (This is not an unlikely scenario. The Patriots’ marketing department worked with the then- Victoria’s Secret model on a Gillette Stadium promotional appearance.) Now McDonough has parlayed his Brady relationship to a big-bucks Wall Street gig. – Boston Herald

It pays to be Brady’s bitch..and it definitely pays to be Gisele’s bitch..Just ask Tommy. -TO

Report: Pats QB Tom Brady’s wife expecting girl

October 22, 2009

Terez, I want my daughter to look just like this...

Terez, I want my daughter to look just like this...

Life & Style is reporting that Gisele Bundchen is carrying a little girl Brady. According the mag, Gi wanted to decorate the nursery in pastel pinks, but instead they are going for “a nautical theme” in seafoam green and cream. Hmm. Allegedly, according to the insider, there’s already a room off the nursery for the nanny. And Baby Brady will sleep in an oak crib that has been in the Bundchen family for four generations. – Boston Herald

I wonder what they’ll name her..Marcia, cindy, Jan or Rosie?? -TO

Pats QB Tom Brady’s home can be yours for $10.9M

October 8, 2009

Terez, I wouldn't trade Gisele for anything..unless it is a superbowl ring...

Terez, I wouldn't trade Gisele for anything..unless it's a superbowl ring...

Word from our real estate spies is that Tom Brady has, at last, put his Back Bay penthouse on the block and may be eyeing a nicey, pricey pad in Brookline! Word is the New England Patriots QB is listing his posh pad for something in the neighborhood of $10.9 million. Nice neighborhood! And, word from Someone Who Knows is that Brady is eyeing the massive Brookline manse owned by ex-radio magnate Richie Balsbaugh . But the ex- KISS 108 poohbah says it ain’t so. “It’s not true!” declared Balsbaugh. “I heard that rumor two weeks ago, but it’s just crazy.” Balsbaugh said his house is not on the market, however he would sell it – for the right price. “Tom’s a friend, he’s seen my house, he likes my house, but there’s nothing going on.” – Boston Herald

Throw in Gisele and I’ll make an offer of 10.1M. -TO

Gisele Gets the Cold Shoulder in Favor of Ex Backup Quarterback in Elevator

September 29, 2009

Terez, why won't they pay attention to me... I am a supermodel god damn it!

Terez, why won't they pay attention to me... I am a supermodel god damn it!

So there was ex- New England Patriot – now 98.5 The Sports Hub yakker – Scott Zolak riding the elevator up to a suite at Gillette Stadium on Sunday. The lift was loaded with some loaded-up fans, who were all up in Zo’s face, asking him about Tom Brady’s shoulder, Randy Moss’ back and the like. The elevator stopped on the second floor and in came none other than Mrs. Brady! “Gisele Bundchen gets on, and her hair’s a little damp, because it’s raining out, the guys in the elevator don’t even give her a second look, they just kept talking to me,” Zolak laughed. “And I’m thinking to myself, ‘Only in Boston could a $34 million-a-year supermodel get on an elevator full of sports fans and they don’t give her the time of day!’ ” When the lift reached the blue level, both Gi and Zo departed. At which point Drew Bledsoe’s backup turned back to the fans still inside and informed them, “You guys reeeeeeeeally blew it!” – Boston Herald

Boston Fans must really love their sports..and Gisele looks pretty disgusting right now..she is pregnant. -TO

Tom and Gisele Don’t know sex of upcoming baby

September 28, 2009

Put it this way T...Its name will be either Terez or Terezina...

Put it this way T...Its name will be either Terez or Terezina...

Tom Brady’s baby mama-to-be Gisele Bundchen says that, despite press reports to the contrary, she and her pigskin prince do not know the sex of their upcoming bundle of joy. Speaking to the Brazilian celebrity rag Caras, Gi said she and No. 12 want to be surprised. “We decided not to know,” she said in Portuguese. “We will not know until it is born in December. I want the thrill of discovering (at) the time is it boy or girl.” It also appears as though Gi will have the baby here, because she makes a point of telling the interviewer that, although she will travel between now and her due date, “my home is in Boston.” – Boston Herald

Gisele told me a few weeks back…It’s a Brady. -TO

Pats Tom Brady won’t talk about $1 million lawsuit filed against him

September 24, 2009

Terez, my wife is pregnant, not fat..

Terez, my wife is pregnant, not fat..

New England Patriots QB Tom Brady was mum yesterday on the $1 million lawsuit filed against him and wife Gisele Bundchen this week by a pair of paparazzos who claim they were dodging bullets whilst covering the couple’s Costa Rican wedding. “I’ve got no reaction to that one,” No. 12 told reporters during his State of the Brady address in the Gillette Stadium locker room. – Boston Herald

Tom has had a rough few weeks..The dude is playing like garbage, his wife is fat, and now the lawsuit..-TO

Tom Brady & Gisele Sued for Wedding Shooting

September 22, 2009

Terez, shoot first, ask questions later...That's what we told our bodyguards...

Terez, shoot first, ask questions later...That's what we told our bodyguards...

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have been sued by a pair of photogs who claim the superstars’ bodyguards shot at them after a wedding celebration in Costa Rica earlier this year. The photogs claim they got proper clearance to take photos from a nearby property — but one of Brady’s security guards approached the snappers anyway and demanded a camera and memory cards. One photog claims he “managed to run off and escape” but the other says he was “grabbed by the bodyguard, his arm twisted behind him and immobilized.” In the suit, filed today in federal court in NY, the photogs claim 5 other men joined in — and refused to let the one captive snapper go. Eventually, the photog claims he was allowed back into the SUV and allowed to pick up the other photog — but security demanded the two drive up to the Bundchen residence for further discussions.  In the docs, the men claim they tried to speed away from the security team, and that’s when, “the Brady/Bundchen bodyguards opened fire with pistols.” The men claim the bullets “shattered” the rear window of the SUV” and “narrowly missed striking the heads” of the two photogs. The photogs claim Brady and Bundchen were negligent in hiring and training the security team — and allowed the hired muscle to “discharge firearms with intent to kill or wound.”  The photogs are seeking more than $1 million in damages. Reps for both Tom and Gisele have yet to comment. TMZ

Maybe they shouldn’t have hired mercenaries as their bodyguards..-TO

Tom Brady’s Wife Getting Her Helicopter Pilot’s License

September 21, 2009
Terez, my stomach hits the flight controls everytime...I'm not very good at flying..

Terez, my stomach hits the flight controls everytime...I'm not very good at flying..

In case of a water landing, your seat backs aren’t the only thing that can be used as a flotation device.  Sources tell TMZ Gisele Bundchen is in the process of getting her helicopter pilot’s license. We’re told she’s been taking lessons at the Marshfield Airport in Marshfield, Mass. for a couple of weeks now.  In order to complete her license, she’ll need to complete 65 hours of flight time (at about $225/hr).The friendly skies are about to get a lot friendlier.-TMZ

It looks like Gisele’s gettin’ her chopper on while Tommy’s stinking it up on the field… -TO