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Porn Star Mary Carey Dishes the Dirt on Dwight Howard and Melky Cabrera

November 4, 2009
Terez, when I'm ready I'll give you the rest of my videos, Ok.

Terez, when I'm ready I'll give you the rest of my videos, Ok.

Here’s porn star Mary Carey speaking about her relationship with Dwight Howard and Melky Cabrera, via Sports Radio Interview with  Carmichael Dave on KHTK Radio.

On Dwight Howard:

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.  And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.

“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …

“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

On Melky Cabrera:

Yes, the video that’s out there, you know it’s funny, a lot of people thought it was a sex-tape of us, but it’s not. It’s just us in a hotel room and I’ve got this cool little phone that I make videos on. And I made like three or four little videos where I interviewed him, and it’s funny because he speaks like no English. Melky and I hit it off and we were hanging out and you know, it was really hard because the agent couldn’t communicate, he spoke Spanish, and I speak English.

“But I don’t think he understood a thing I ever said, even the video where I was asking him these questions like, ‘do you like living in America?’ And he was like ’seven years.’ And I’d be like, okay, great. He never really understood what I was saying, ever. And you know, we tried talking, and like a week after I was talking to him, he got moved down to like the minor leagues.”

Thanks for the video Mary..By the way, you told me Melky smashed you but whatever..no one believes you anyways, you’re a porn star.. Also,  Melky’s agent wouldn’t stop calling me to pull it off youtube…Sorry Melk Man, no can do bud. -TO

Listen here to Carey with Carmichael Dave on KHTK in Sacramento

Dwight Howard reaches 1 Million Followers on Twitter

November 4, 2009

Orlando Magic Star Dwight Howard reaches 1 million follwers on Twitter.

No one seems like they really care including me. -TO

Dwight Howard Dunks on Mariachis at Venice Beach

October 20, 2009

Dwight Howard plays basketball against a Mariachi Band at Venice Beach during the commercial shoot for EA Sports’ NBA Live 10.

Those mariachis can’t guard worth shit. -TO

ESPN’s ‘Body Issue’ Of Naked Athletes: Serena Williams, Gina Cerano, Dwight Howard, Adrian Peterson, More Pose Nude

October 6, 2009

Terez, they had to airbrush out my dick for the cover..

Terez, they had to airbrush out my dick for the cover..

ESPN’s magazine is trying to give the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a run for its money by featuring naked athletes on the cover and inside the pages of the upcoming “Body Issue,” on newsstands this Friday October 9. There are going to be six covers, four of which have hit the web and can be seen below.Which body conscious athlete make you want to buy an issue? -Huffington Post

Man, why can’t there be some feminine women for the covers? -TO

Dwight Howard’s Lawyer Says That’s Not His Penis

August 13, 2009
This is a scene from my new movie T

This is a scene from my new movie T

The photos of a man who looks like Dwight Howard pulling down his shorts to reveal his member in a web cam pic found on Mediatakeout are not him, TMZ reveals. Big day for everybody. And even if Dwight Howard’s Superman cock wasn’t the one being flopped out of a pair of long red workout shorts, it’s probably for the best. Because even though the flaccid penis in the photo is about the size of a geoduck, it’s still not large enough for some of the extremely picky and colorful Media Takeout readership. Let’s go to their comments!:

It was probably Kim Kardashian that was on the other side of that camera waiting for her daily mushroom stamp-TO

Orlando star Dwight Howard lands movie role, pitches reality show

August 5, 2009
Terez, have you met my acting coach..She is the best in the biz..

Terez, have you met my acting coach..She is the best in the biz..

Magic star Dwight Howard has traveled to Hollywood to prepare for a cameo in the upcoming film Valentine’s Day, which features Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba and Jamie Foxx. He’s even pitched a reality show called Dwight Across America. – Orlando Sentinel

Dwight, no offense, but you couldn’t act your way out of a paper bag…When Rick Fox is the gold standard for hoopers turned actors, you know you suck..-TO

Dwight Howard Pulls out His Puppet

June 28, 2009

Although impossible as he endorses Adidas and not Nike, many people suggested Dwight Howard should have his own MVP Puppet. What ensues is pure comedy!

Dwight’s puppet is funnier than Kobe and Lebrons’ put together..-TO

Dwight Howard to Star In Big Screen Movie

June 22, 2009
Terez, shaq begged me to be in the movie..I also have a part for you if you want..

Terez, shaq begged me to be in the movie..I also have a part for you if you want..

Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard is working with “The Ring” executive producer Michele Weisler on a movie titled “Switch,” about a “white, unathletic, unpopular high-school freshman who swaps basketball skills with Howard.” Chris Tucker, Kanye West and Snoop Dogg are expected to make appearances in the flick, which starts shooting in August. Our source also said Howard’s in talks to get Shaquille O’Neal on board. – NY Post

Hopefully it will be better than Shazzam..or any of shaq’s movies for that matter. -TO