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Ryan, Jeter has herpes..I want Tiger to be more like MJ and not get caught..-TO
Terez, you were there, aunty em and toto also..
Want a peek into Tiger Woods‘ erotic dream life?It involves one of his alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel — in a menage a trois with New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz. The new issue of Us Weekly reports that NYC club manager Uchitel, 34, bragged to friends of her flings with the rich and famous — Uchitel’s conquests apparently included Woods plus Ryan Seacrest, Jeter and the married Boreanaz. A boastful Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings. Woods’ email, Uchitel’s friend tells Us, details the athlete’s “disturbing dream.” “I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” Woods reportedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f–ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.” The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. “Now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien.” -Us Magazine
Maybe Tiger wouldn’t have those trippy dreams if he didn’t take all that Ambien.. That ’s all I took away from this load of crap. -TO
Terez, this house is a closer...
Derek Jeter's Pimp Palace
Derek Jeter celebrated Thanksgiving by showing girlfriend Minka Kelly around the palatial home he’s building in Tampa, Fla. The Yankee hero gave the stunning actress and his parents a tour of his 30,875-square- foot, seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom waterfront home on Davis Island. His dad, Dr. Charles Jeter, and his mother, Dorothy, were spotted checking out the property’s 6-foot-tall “privacy” fence, which will keep prying eyes away. Construction on the house, dubbed “St. Jetersburg” by locals, is expected to be finished next summer. What will be Tampa’s biggest mansion, comprising two stories built over three lots, will boast a pair of three-car garages and entertainment, billiard and memorabilia rooms. Jeter and Kelly, who were just back from a romantic vacation in St. Barts, made the holiday visit to start planning how they would decorate the enormous pad. Afterward, they returned to his other house in North Tampa for Thanksgiving dinner. A spy said: “He was proudly showing off his new house to Minka and his parents. It’s so big, they could all have a wing each. “With the construction workers off for Thanksgiving, it was the perfect time to have a look at the house, plan with Minka how it will be decorated and what furniture they need. But they’re going need a lot of furniture to fill it.” In California, it was less of a Yankee family affair. Alex Rodriguez demonstrated that, to be his girlfriend, you have to ditch the turkey and exercise hard, even on holidays. A-Rod and Kate Hudson were spotted working out together at Gold’s Gym in Venice Thursday morning. Onlookers said the lovebirds “briefly smooched while in the gym before separating to work out.” The slugger and a beaming Hudson were later spotted sneaking out together. -NY Post
The house that herpes built is as big as a best buy..-TO
You know me Terez, I love to get my shop on..
The lovebirds went shopping. While exclusive photos of Derek Jeter and his girlfriend Minka Kelly frolicking on the beach were splashed across three pages of The Post yesterday, the handsome couple skipped the beach for some retail therapy. They stopped in Chloe and Louis Vuitton stores and left with shopping bags, and then visited the Cartier shop, where it would have been hard to miss all the diamond engagement rings for sale. – NY Post
When is Jeets going to give her the herpes already and move on to his next victim. -TO
Terez, I can't act..but its a Will Ferrell movie..I don't have to...
Terez, I'm all about the craft..
Pretty sure the movie won’t be great if they’re reaching for DJ to cameo..but at least it’s not Gayrod.-TO
Terez, minka is pissed at me because I have herpes from all my sexual encounters..
A definite rookie. Minka Kelly mostly keeps to herself, rooting for the Yanks while tucked away in Derek Jeter’s private box, away from the wives. – NY Daily News
She’s not popular because Derek has already smashed all of the wives. No one likes to share Jeter, especially gayrod. -TO
let me in god damn it
Gayrod checking Jeter’s Glutes in the dugout
If you still don’t believe me here’s more proof. -TO
Terez, keep the herpes talk down..I haven't told Minka about it yet..
Sonny Orza of The Bread Factory in New Rochelle serviced Yankee Stadium 30 years. With no additives, shortening or preservatives, just salt, flour and water, his stuff supposedly has a special taste. For some reason, he wasn’t back with the new stadium. But Derek Jeter wanted the bread he used to have. Like Lola, whatever Jeter wants Jeter gets. The bread’s back. – NY Post
Jeter is the Yankees, and will get whatever he asks for..He didn’t ask the Yanks for Herpes, but got it anyways. -TO
