Terez, you have to admit that you would eff her..The thicker the quicker dude...

Jessica Simpson is returning to her reality roots. The pop singer, who shot to fame based on her performance in MTV’s “Newlyweds,” has signed on to host a new VH1 docuseries dubbed “The Price of Beauty.” RDF USA (“Wife Swap”) is producing. The series, set to premiere next year, will have Simpson spanning the globe to discover what women are willing to do in order to live up to local standards of beauty. RDF chief Chris Coelen brought the idea to Simpson. – TV Week

Wait til she asks Tony to star in Newlyweds 2 when the show bombs..Maybe it should be titled the Price of Getting Fat..?- TO

                    

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Terez, what the fu*k is that smell..Its making my eyes water and nose run..Oww!!

Jessica Simpson’s Sensual New Fragrance and Photo Shoot Inspired By Tony Romo? Last year Jessica Simpson added the fragrance “Fancy” to her entrepreneurial endeavors — and now the pop princess is unveiling “Fancy Love” and it seems the new scent was inspired by her ever-evolving relationship with NFL star Tony Romo  Simpson collaborated on the “timeless, romantic fragrance of falling in love” with a team of professional perfumers and wanted a sensual floral that exudes her own flirtatious charm. “It is a fresh, new expression of Jessica’s lifestyle,” Vince Camuto, CEO of the Camuto Group (which develops and design the Jessica Simpson collection) said. “She is loved and in love.” And according to an inside source, Miss Simpson has never been more comfortable with her abilities and body than she is now. “Tony brings out the best in Jessica,” said our source. “She is over caring about what everyone thinks.” – Fox News

I think the perfume should be called “Slunty” by Jessica Simpson..Now that has a much better ring to it than “Fancy Love”. -TO

                    

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Terez, I told Jess she could eat anything but carbs..WTF?

Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s girlfriend Jessica Simpson may be slimming down, but not because she’s watching her diet. The pop star chatted with pals at Serafina while washing down focaccia, calamari and rigatoni with a bottle of Pinot Grigio. – NY Daily News

Tony has more than enough problems than having to  worry about slunty’s weight issues..The dude needs to step up this season and win a playoff game..or else the curse will continue. -TO

                    

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Terez, I love to turn her over....if you catch my drift..

Tony Romo vowed Monday to take better care of the ball after committing 21 turnovers last season. The two-time Pro Bowl quarterback finished 2009 with 14 interceptions and a career-high seven lost fumbles in 13 games. Asked how he would accomplish his goal, Romo said, “You just don’t turn the ball over. There’s no change other than the fact you hold it with two hands when people are around you. You don’t throw it to the other colored jersey. If it’s questionable, you probably hold on to it, or you run, or you get rid of it out of bounds.” Romo said he doesn’t care if his safety-first campaign results in fewer of his trademark improvised plays. – San Antonio Express-News

My advice to Tony on less turnovers…Dump Slunty.. addition by subtraction..That’s the only way the Cowboys are going to win a playoff game. -TO

                    

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Terez, I am making Tony take dance lessons just in case..

Another career move Tony Romo’s not up for: joining Dancing With the Stars, like former Dallas Cowboys star Emmitt Smith.”He’s got more guts than I do,” Romo says. “I’ll leave that that up to him. I would just embarrass myself.” – Us Magazine

Tony might have to join up..Slunty will be doing reality tv in no time because she can’t sing worth a lick. Have fun Tony dating the curse of the century. -TO

                    

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This is weird Jessica, i think i can taste your father

Jessica Simpson, sitting on the couch in between beau Tony Romo’s legs during their night out at new West Hollywood club Guys & Dolls. Unafraid of a little PDA, Romo wrapped his arms around his girlfriend’s shoulders and kissed her neck and cheek. The duo also whispered all night long, and focused only on each other until Simpson’s pal CaCee Cobb arrived later in the evening. The two shared some girl talk, but Simpson soon returned her attention to Romo for the rest of their kissy night. – People

Slunty’s got him running around Hollywood trying to fit in.. He should be at home reading a playbook. These two make me wanna puke-TO

                    

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I hope that house doesn't crumble to pieces cause i was just in there

Jessica Simpson decided she needed to let loose Saturday night and hit up a house party in LA with some pals… she had SUCH a good time, in fact, that when she left (at 2 am) she could barely walk a straight line! Watch your step, Jess – don’t wanna ruin that custom-made outfit! Aw, remember when she was the Simpson sister wearin’ the tight-fitting clothes and Ash was all emo? Those were the days. And where’s b/f Tony Romo??? — x17 Online

Hopefully they Didn’t break up, i wanna see jessica curse the new staduim so everyone can hate slunty even more-TO

                    

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