Yo T, what do I do about this girl..I think I love her more than I love myself..

Jason Sudeikis of “Saturday Night Live” giving relationship advice to NFL star Chad Ochocinco and his girlfriend in the green room of HBO’s “Joe Buck Live” – NY Post

Chad, its time for therapy… 1 on 1 and also couples therapy would help..and don’t forget to take your meds..-TO

                    

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T, I got my swag back in Rock Band Bro..Come over and play anytime..

WEEI’s J-Pod had enough of Ochocinco.s antics and decided to tweet him. I tweeted to him he was overrated. Alright, not the nicest thing to write to someone but you gotta stand out amongst the number of tweets he gets. After awhile Mr. Ochocinco surprisingly wrote back by making fun of my ability to please women. … J-Pod asked Ochocinco if he’s back on track to being a Hall of Famer:

“Dude i will be fine trust, you have to come see for yourself, i dont have anything to prove to anyone, i got 9 back and my swagg” – WEEI

Unfortunately he doesn’t have his mind back..OchoCinco es Batshit Loco. -TO

                    

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Terez, thanks for setting me up with that Tat man..I owe you brother..

Chad Ochocinco continues to surprise the Bengals and his fans. On Tuesday, it was his arrival a week earlier than expected and his participation in organized team activities (OTAs) for the first time since 2007. Wednesday night, he shared with his fans on his Twitter page that he put three tattoos on his face and posted photos.

“Yall might not believe me but my tatoo guy is here and I getting my face done. … Dont be mad just accept the Ocho please,” he posted.

On the right side of his face, on the cheekbone, are two crosses while a tiny map of the state of Florida is on the left side. On the bridge of his nose are the letters OC. The ninth-year wide receiver should have some more surprises in store when he meets the media today. The 11 a.m.-1 p.m. practice has all along been scheduled as this week’s media access opportunity. The Bengals will have their final OTA session on Wednesday before their three-day mandatory minicamp begins on June 18.

Ocho Sucko has completely lost his sh*t. The last guy who got a Tat on his face was Mike Tyson.. Enough said. -TO

                    

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Terez, Chad has some serious mommy issues..

Bengals star Chad Ochocinco sounds totally serious after missing his second straight spring of voluntary workouts. Last year it was because he was trying to get traded. This year, after speaking to an Academy Award winner (Denzel Washington) and an NBA winner (Kobe Bryant), he said he put himself in isolation to retrieve the hunger that gnawed at him long before the five Pro Bowls and the 2001 NFL Draft the Bengals picked him in the second round. “After June, we don’t work out again for five weeks,” said The Ocho, who plans to attend the June 18-20 mandatory minicamp. “You lose all your rhythm after a week anyway. That’s why I’m going to throw with (Palmer) in July before camp.” – Bengals.com

Chad doesn’t need advice from Denzel and Kobe… the dude needs to see a shrink a.s.a.p.-TO

                    

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Yo T, cut me some slack...I am stuck in Bengals Wasteland...

In his first interview since Super Bowl week, Ochocinco, who called last season humbling, an embarrassment and a disappointment, said he will be at the team’s mandatory minicamp when it begins on June 18. “Of course, why not go and show off the product?” said Ochocinco of the upcoming minicamp. “Why not leave my coaches mouths wide open?” “I’m sure all the people in Cincinnati think I’m really not doing that much but you’ll see the results with the work I’m putting in right now.” – Cincinnati Enquirer

The Chad’s stock is falling fast. He needs a bounce back year or  no one will give a sh*t what his idiotic last name is now. -TO

                    

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