Drunk throws up on fur coat of MLB star’s wife

December 22, 2009

Terez, it was so disgusting..my fur is ruined

New Red Sox hurler John Lackey’s bride, Krista, may be rethinking her decision to urge her hubby to move to the Hub. Because when Lackey and his lovely wife – a Maine native and University of New Hampshire grad – were in town last week, they popped into a Kenmore Square boite for a bite. Krista put her fur coat on a chair, where, we’re told, an inebriated patron puked on it! — Boston Herald

Lackey has plenty of dough to pay the cleaning bill on that one..-TO

New York Yankees- Boston Red Sox Put rivalry on hold

Red Sox ‘game-used’ undies on eBay

New York Yankees- Boston Red Sox Put rivalry on hold

November 18, 2009

I love the dominican Terez..you know how I swing...

I love the dominican Terez..you know how I swing...

Ok Terez, you're teeing off with us..Im sorry I put you and Gayrod together again...

Ok Terez, you're teeing off with us..Im sorry I put you and Gayrod together again...

The Bronx Bombers usually don’t have much love for David Ortiz, but they’re willing to put rivalries aside for a good cause. On Dec. 3, Alex Rodriguez and Mariano Rivera will attend the Red Sox slugger’s celebrity golf tournament in the Dominican Republic. “My friends on the Yankees definitely deserve a vacation after a great season,” a diplomatic Ortiz tells Page Six. “We’ll see if their golf skills can come close to their baseball skills.” All proceeds benefit the David Ortiz Children’s Fund, which provides medical attention to underprivileged kids. -NY Post

Red Sox pitcher’s future wife, planning wedding online

November 2, 2009

The future Mrs. Clay Buchholz, “Deal or No Deal” suitcase model Lindsay Clubine, is sharing her wedding-planning road trip around New England online at the “Follow Me to Bliss” tab at buylm.com . And her “Fenway Flower Fling” off the Green Monster is now live. As we told you last summer, Lindsay and her pal, Katie Cleary, another Howie Mandel suitcase opener, hit all six New England states on one tank of gas in their Mercury Milan hybrid to plan Lins’ and Clay’s nups. The couple will tie the knot next month at Donald Trump’s Trump National Golf Club in La-La. – Boston Herald

What did she get a free Mercury for doing this?? -TO

Red Sox ‘game-used’ undies on eBay

October 22, 2009

Terez, what do you think..I bought Big Papi's underwear and bra online..

Terez, what do you think..I bought Big Papi's underwear and bra online..

Wanna buy some “game-used” Red Sox undies??? We knew it was just a matter of time before the Dumpster divers at Fenway Park resurfaced with their usual stash of locker-room detritus. This year, jockobilia peddler Phil Castinetti of SportsWorld in Saugus reports he’s gotten his mitts on three pairs of Red Sox BVDs which he intends to throw up on eBay today. Phil said the Sox locker-room clean-out uncovered a pair of Dustin Pedroia’s game-used drawers. And we know what you’re thinking – Castinetti assures us Pedie’s underpants do not have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them. There’s also a pair of unmentionables belonging to new catcher Victor Martinez . He’s just the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t he? – Boston Herald

Who are the freaks that would buy used underwear?? There is absolutely no re-sale value on those skid stained drawers. -TO

Red Sox star brews beer at home

October 19, 2009

Hey T, I am naming by next brew after you..Terez Ale...what do you think?

Hey T, I am naming by next brew after you..Terez Ale...what do you think?

Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis and three pals scored a private tour of the Boston Beer Company in Jamaica Plain the other day. Turns out, Youk’s a home brewer so he was ever-so-interested in the process of making Sam Adams – as well as sampling it! No. 10 tried the company’s lager, Octoberfest and the super beery Utopias which is only served in two-ounce portions. Burp. – Boston Herald

He has plenty of time to sit at home and brew beer all off-season. -TO

Ted Williams’ frozen head mutilated

October 2, 2009
"Alcorian A-1949"

"Alcorian A-1949"

Workers at an Arizona cryonics facility mutilated the frozen head of baseball legend Ted Williams – even using it for a bizarre batting practice, a new tell-all book claims. In “Frozen,” Larry Johnson, a former exec at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., graphically describes how The Splendid Splinter” was beheaded, his head frozen and repeatedly abused. The book, out Tuesday from Vanguard Press, tells how Williams’ corpse became “Alcorian A-1949″ at the facility, where bodies are kept suspended in liquid nitrogen in case future generations learn how to revive them. Johnson writes that in July 2002, shortly after the Red Sox slugger died at age 83, technicians with no medical certification gleefully photographed and used crude equipment to decapitate the majors’ last .400 hitter. Williams’ severed head was then frozen, and even used for batting practice by a technician trying to dislodge it from a tuna fish can. – NY Daily News

It looks like the Splendid Splinter isn’t coming back anytime soon. -TO

Red Sox owner Gets Smooch at 60th birthday bash

September 15, 2009

No ones looking...give me some sugar...

No ones looking...give me some sugar...

Newlywed Linda Pizzuti Henry threw her favorite Red Sox owner, hubby John, a swank 60th birthday the other night at their luxe digs in the Mandarin Oriental . On hand to congratulate the birthday boy were Soxies including Larry and Stacy Lucchino, Theo Epstein and David Ginsberg and other Boston bold-facers: chefs Michael Schlow, nightclub nabob Ed Kane and Boston Celtics fun couple Wyc and Corinne Grousbeck . Cheers, John! – Boston Herald

Red Sox Nation must be so happy for their cradle robbing owner. -TO

Jacoby Ellsbury’s girlfriend steals show at Red Sox gals fashion show

September 10, 2009
Terez, we blow away the Yankees Wives...They are dogs compared to us..

Terez, we blow away the Yankees Wives...They are dogs compared to us..

A stylin’ team of Red Sox spouses and sweeties hit one outta the park yesterday with their annual fashion show, From Fenway to the Runway, at the swank Natick Collection . Hurler honeys Stacy Wakefield and Farrah Lester were turned out in Martin + Osa and Club Monaco while Kelsey Hawkins, Jacoby Ellsbury ’s GF, stole the show in a Karen Millen ensemble. – Boston Herald

Red Sox Wives have their own fashion show? Let’s see them go toe to toe with the Yanks Wives in the octagon and I will gladly buy it on PPV.. -TO