Make-up Free Anna Kournikova

December 27, 2009

Terez, I no longer play tennis and I no longer am hot..

A make-up free Anna Kournikova totes around her orange Hermes “Birkin” bag as she and a gal pal pick up Christmas Eve groceries from CVS Pharmacy on Thursday (December 24) in Miami, Fla. The 28-year-old Russian tennis champ purchased several magazines, Claritin 24-Hour Allergy Tablets, Lay’s Potato Chips (Salt & Vinegar and BBQ flavors), Scope Mouthwash, Band-Aid Adhesive Bandages, Huggies Diapers and feminine hygiene products. -Just Jared

Man, what happened to her? -TO

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias getting married?

September 25, 2009

Yo T, I should probably lock her down, huh?

Yo T, I should probably lock her down, huh?

Enrique Iglesias, 34, and tennis player Anna Kournikova, 28, who’ve been dating on and off for almost eight years, were spotted Thursday afternoon at the Cartier Champs-Elysees boutique in Paris – once again prompting speculation the longtime couple may be getting married. The pair spent 40 minutes inside the high-end jewelry store, but it’s not known if they walked away with a new bauble for Kournikova. – People

If they’re getting married its because mole face knocked her up. -TO

K-Swiss Switching Gears From Anna Kournikova

September 24, 2009

Terez, I don't even wear k-swiss because I don't play tennis anymore..

Terez, I don't even wear k-swiss..

K-Swiss Best Known For Its Endorsement With Kournikova K-Swiss is “switching gears and wants to add a signature endorser to drive its performance business,” according to Daniel Kaplan of SPORTSBUSINESS JOURNAL. – Sports Business Daily

Anna doesn’t even play Tennis anymore..Good move Gay Swiss. -TO

Former tennis babe Anna Kournikova pregnant?

September 18, 2009

Terez, the baby won't have a mole but might look just like you...

Terez, the baby won't have a mole but might look just like you...

We hear that Anna Kournikova is just over two months pregnant with Enrique Iglesias’ baby, and that’s what prevented her from running in Sunday’s Malibu Triathlon. Reps didn’t return calls. – NY Daily News

I hope the baby doesn’t come out with a stupid mole on its face like Enriques. -TO

34FF tennis stunner Simona Halep has breast reduction

July 20, 2009

simona halep

STUNNING tennis hopeful Simona Halep has disappointed her army of male fans by having her 34FF boobs surgically reduced. The 17-year-old player, who has become an online pin-up, said her boobs were holding her career back and went under the knife to reduce her curves to a more manageable 34C. The 5ft 5in Romanian’s decision to rein in her curves sparked more press coverage than her tennis ever has (she is currently ranked 258th in the world). Various commentators described her as “the new Anna Kournikova” – which might not necessarily be all that flattering. The move even sparked an online petition begging her to reconsider – the imaginatively titled “Save Simona Halep’s Boobs Petition” – which called on the Romanian government to stop her in order to “save this wonder of the world”. -London Paper

Today is a sad day in sports.. I will never forget where I was when I heard this terrible news. -TO

Anna Kournikova Out for the Season

July 5, 2009

Terez, you know better than anyone.. BJ's are my calling card..not HJ's

Terez, you know better than anyone.. BJ's are my calling card..not HJ's

ST. LOUIS (AP) – Anna Kournikova will miss the rest of the season with a wrist injury.

World Team Tennis said Kournikova made her decision after experiencing pain from tenosynovitis while practicing for what would have been her seventh season with the league.

The St. Louis Aces player has not responded to therapy or a series of cortisone shots.

Kournikova said in a news release that she is “extremely disappointed” that she won’t be able to compete this year. She said she planned to work on her rehabilitation and looked forward to next year’s season.

She still plans to travel with her team to matches in Philadelphia on Monday, Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, Springfield on July 10 and St. Louis on July 11.

Thats what happens when you give too many HJ’s, or it could be from the  Las Vegas cat fight she got into last week..Click on the Anna Kournikova category to read more….-TO

Anna Kournikova’s Vegas Brawl Was a Screaming Match

July 1, 2009
Terez, this publicity is great for my move to ping pong..thanks for being there for me..

Terez, this publicity is great for my move to ping pong..thanks for being there for me..

Though various internet reports claim tennis star Anna Kournikova was injured and shaken after a scuffle in a Las Vegas night club over the weekend, an onlooker gives RadarOnline.com the full details of what happened. “It was about 2:45 am and this woman bumped into Anna’s assistant,” the onlooker said about the heated night at LAVO in The Palazzo Las Vegas. “The assistant was trying to be nice but the woman kept making a big deal about it. I don’t think she was even aware about Anna at that point.” “Anna wasn’t shaken up, she was livid.” Shortly after the altercation, stories ran rampant about Kournikova physically fighting with the woman and how the Russian bombshell walked away with scratches. There was also a rumor she was asked to leave. “Anna was never asked to leave and there were no blows. It was more of a screaming match.” – Radar Online

It sounded more fun with Anna walking away with scratches…Eventually she’ll end up doing something in the WWE …Her Tennis career has been dunzo for years..-TO

Anna Kournikova Gets into Vegas Bar Fight

June 30, 2009
Terez, this is why I should be dating you..Enrique can't protect us...

Terez, this is why I should be dating you..Enrique can't protect us...

Anna Kournikova got into a fight Saturday night in Las Vegas after an unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space,” our source said. Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck. Kournikova’s rep didn’t return calls. – NY Post

 I hate to miss a good cat fight…Where the hell was Enrique? I hope this doesn’t ruin her tennis career..-TO