Patrick Kane Denies Drunk Pass Out

It's called a power nap T..

Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane has adamantly denied that he was passed out at a Madison bar over the weekend — We were the first to post the story and pics, and now Kane is telling his side of the story to the The Heckler? “As you can tell from the photos, I was partying my balls off all day and got a little tired,” said Kane, “but I wasn’t passed out. I was just taking a quick nap. I’m not some candy-ass who can’t handle his booze or something.” If we still had John Scott, I’d send him after the guy who took that pic,” said Kane, “but since we don’t, I guess I’ll have to send Mayers or Bollig. It’s just not the same.” No need for Kane to apologize, he’s given a lot of people a good laugh. -TO

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  • ZA

    Um, The Heckler is a satire site…




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