New York Strippers Don’t Want Jeremy Lin to Go

We can't Lin without him T...

Rick’s Cabaret New York is the famous midtown Manhattan strip joint which is very popular with pro athletes from all the major sports. “We know our basketball,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra. “I spoke to many of the girls and they are shocked that Jeremy Lin may be leaving the Knicks.” “It would be linsanity if you let him sign with the Houston Rockets,” declared Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica.”I am not allowed to reveal any names because we respect everyone’s privacy. But I danced for some Knicks last season. They told me that the team finally had the right chemistry–and this was when Jeremy Lin was playing, before he was injured,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Harlowe — Maybe it’s time for the Knicks to listen to strippers on basketball decisions? -TO

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