Michael Vick takes Kendra Wilkinson’s husband’s job

Terez, I hated these colors anyways..Maybe he could end up in the CFL..

From dog fighting to cat fights, few thought we’d be so lucky as to have the opportunity to utter the names Michael Vick and Kendra Wilkinson in the same headline. Kendra ‘Wilkinson’ Baskett, wife of Hank Baskett, once-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, and premanent ‘star’ of the internet, surprisingly isn’t the topic of today’s story. On the contrary, it is her hubby Hank who has officially been released by the Philadelphia Eagles and, in his stead, Michael Vick has been added to the squad’s 53-man roster. Yes, this makes him eligible to play once his modest 2-game suspension is over. -Examiner

Sorry Kendra, Stone Hands stinks. You better get back to work at the Mansion as soon as possible. -TO