Dwight Howard’s Lawyer Says That’s Not His Penis

This is a scene from my new movie T

The photos of a man who looks like Dwight Howard pulling down his shorts to reveal his member in a web cam pic found on Mediatakeout are not him, TMZ reveals. Big day for everybody. And even if Dwight Howard’s Superman cock wasn’t the one being flopped out of a pair of long red workout shorts, it’s probably for the best. Because even though the flaccid penis in the photo is about the size of a geoduck, it’s still not large enough for some of the extremely picky and colorful Media Takeout readership. Let’s go to their comments!:

It was probably Kim Kardashian that was on the other side of that camera waiting for her daily mushroom stamp-TO