Derek Jeter Dating a Fresh Faced 22 year old Model

What the fuck? Look at that nasty chin jutting out from the fat in his neck. He’s actually a really average looking guy who happens to play shortstop for the Yankees. He’s considered attractive because it’s a time period when multiculturalism is being promoted ad nauseam, and women aren’t the greatest at figuring out they’re being manipulated. So of course they want that mixed race dick because fitting in is more important to them than breathing, and they’ll ignore the reality that he’s mediocre looking. So lucky fucking him I guess.

@jeterisugly
Or maybe it’s his money and talent. Jeter has much more of both than you’ll ever have. Your hate just motivates El Capitan. You can now resume your resentful rants troll. More money, more chicks, more rings for Derek.