Terez, I wouldn't mind tweeting all over her chest

”@BritneySpears Britney are you still looking for a back up dancer, there might be a lockout in 2011, my number is the same, call me.”
(2:26 PM Nov 1)

”Goodnight to you all and remember haters are merely confused admirers, accept the vegetables for they taste bad but r so good for you.zzzzzz”
(6:36 PM Nov 3)

Chapter ideas from Ochocinco’s soon-to-be written book on how to get the girl when you have no money:

”Ladies–overlook age and the word scrub and loser, it doent matter if he doesn’t work, job won’t be needed if he gets a hold of you, chptr 2”
(5:59 AM Nov 3) -Chad Ochocinco Twitter

Chad is by far the most entertaining  player in the NFL.. He puts the fun in the No Fun League. -TO