Terez, I know I'm not great looking, but airbrushing works...

Danica Patrick agreed to a three-year contract to remain at Andretti Green Racing and stay in the IndyCar Series, according to a report in the Indianapolis Star. Patrick, the first woman to win a major open-wheel race in last year’s Indy Japan, is finishing her fifth season in the IndyCar series and is fifth in points. She’s been rumored to be considering a move to NASCAR and still could compete in a limited number of races. Jeff Belskus, the president and CEO of Indianapolis Motor Speedway, said the 27-year-old driver is important to the future of the series. “I know she has said winning the Indianapolis 500 is important to her and that it’s a lifelong dream to win that race,” Belskus said at the Indy Japan 300. Patrick finished sixth at this year’s Indy Japan, which was won by Scott Dixon. NASCAR star Tony Stewart said this month that he has no doubts that Patrick will eventually make the jump to stock cars. They’ve talked frequently about what it would take for Patrick to go form open-wheel racing to the heavier cars. -AP

I was hoping Danica would take her slunty ass to NASCAR..She probably will in three years. -TO

                    






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As school gets started across the country, Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Carl Edwards, Tony Stewart and Juan Pablo Montoya share a motivational message for America’s students.

We all know rednecks get home schooled. -TO

                    






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She’s an IndyCar contender and one of the hottest names in NASCAR’s rumor mill. What did Danica Patrick tell Jim Rome about her future?

Danica is really caking on the makeup these days..I would hate to see what she looks like in the a.m. -TO

                    






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Terez, my wife ain't that bad...but my meth goggles definitely helps

Jeremy Mayfield told a television station in Charlotte, N.C., late Friday that an independent test shows no trace of methamphetamines and that he believes NASCAR spiked his urine sample. Mayfield, who was suspended indefinitely on May 9 for failing a NASCAR drug test, has denied ever using the illegal drug. Earlier this month a federal judge granted Mayfield a temporary injunction lifting the suspension, a decision NASCAR is appealing. “We’re very excited about the results,” Mayfield told WCNC NewsChannel 35 after LabCorp sent test results to Mayfield’s attorneys showing he tested negative for meth. The results, Mayfield said, are from a urine sample he gave within an hour of giving a sample to NASCAR, though NASCAR’s lab results claim Mayfield tested positive for the drug. Mayfield also wondered how there could be two samples that give two different results. “That’s what we’d like to know and that’s what we’re gonna find out,” Mayfield told WCNC. Mayfield’s attorney also told the TV station he believes NASCAR might be “spiking” the sample. “They are hell-bent on proving Jeremy Mayfield is wrong,” John Buric, who is representing Mayfield, told WCNC. “They keep digging themselves a hole [and it] keeps getting bigger and bigger.” Mayfield wants to prove his innocence although he doesn’t think he will drive on the NASCAR circuit again.”I’m in this for the long haul,” he told WCNC. “We’re gonna fight it out.” “Now that I don’t have to worry about going back racing — because obviously they are not going to let me — I don’t have to worry about what I say. It’s like the bully in school [who] got ahold of the wrong little guy.” NASCAR spokesman Ramsey Poston responded to Mayfield’s test. “They seem to be light on details don’t you think?” Poston told WCNC. “It’s all pretty transparent. We will continue to let real science and sworn affidavits do our talking.” -ESPN

After seeing a pic of your wife, I don’t blame you for taking the meth…I would also if I had to hit that shit..-TO

                    






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Terez, I want you to join my pit crew if I go to nascar..

Danica is arguably more famous for being Danica than she is for being a race car driver, hence why, if you listen to her, her next move will be more about brand management than about racing.Amidst reports that she’s in talks about a possible move from the IRL to NASCAR, Patrick was asked Tuesday if she’s had contact with any NASCAR teams.“I’m not sure,” she said. “That’s not for me to handle. That’s what I leave up to my agents, and as they tell me, which is the best thing, is that all I have to do is go out there and perform and they’ll take care of the rest, so that’s what I’m gonna do.” Notice that Patrick isn’t telling her agents where she’d rather race, but rather waiting for them to tell her what her options are. And there will be plenty.

In February, Patrick signed with IMG, the massive brand management firm that has represented the likes of Tiger Woods, Peyton Manning and Jeff Gordon. The change in representation came a month before Patrick entered the final year of her contract with the IRL’s Andretti Green Racing. Coincidence? Probably not.

Either way, it’s clear through Patrick’s own choice of words that her move to IMG is about more than just pitting one race series against the other in a bidding war for her services. Whenever she’s asked about her future plans, Patrick inevitably talks about managing her “brand,” a word she used seven times on Tuesday. More than once, she used the phrase, “As a driver and as a brand.” Now it’s IMG’s charge to figure out how to maximize the potential of both.

Undoubtedly, making the move to NASCAR would provide an initial boost to Patrick’s already high profile. On average, around 10 million households a week have tuned in this season to watch NASCAR races, broadcast predominantly on network television, while the IRL has vanished from the top of the dial, relegated to Versus, where the viewing audience has topped out around 450,000 households. -YAHOO

Danica to NASCAR would be a great move..If she thinks she raking it in now, just wait til she’s racing against the big boys..-TO

                    






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Terez, if he doesn't quit racing do you wanna go out..?

The wife of NASCAR superstar Jeff Gordon is begging him to quit racing – because she’s terrified back spasms he’s been suffering will lead to a horrifying crash. Jeff and his beautiful wife Ingrid Vandebosch are locked in heated arguments about the speed racer’s future, say sources close to the couple. “Ingrid is beside herself with fear that Jeff will be gravely injured should one of these back spasms occur while he’s behind the wheel and he loses control,” said an insider. “She feels he’s been lucky until now and wants him to get out from behind the wheel for good while he’s in one piece. “Her fear is he’s tempting fate and wants him to retire at the end of this racing season.” – National Enquirer

Jeff,  your wifey might cut you off in the sack if you don’t stop racing.. -TO

                    






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Thanks for sponsoring my golf cart T

Jimmie Johnson, on social networking on the Internet: “I’m not going to open myself up to that stuff, and I don’t have the time for it. I’m already a slave to my BlackBerry. The last thing I need to be doing is worrying about Twittering people.” – Philadelphia Daily News

It’s ok Jimmie, Nascar fans won’t get tweeting for at least another 5 years.. Just Keep driving those cabs in circles buddy-TO

                    






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Stay away pig

Matt Kenseth isn’t taking any chances with disease. The driver washed his hands after meeting with media after Friday’s Nationwide race. – Richmond Times-Dispatch

Let me get this straight, a guy who drives 200mph for a living is scared of the swine flu? That’s redonkulous-TO

                    






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