The Machine is just my alter ego T...

Brian Wilson’s house-guest the Machine is none other than Giants teammate Pat Burrell…In case you didn’t know about the origins of the Machine, he’s a character in Brian Wilson’s crazy world..Here’s Bar Stool Sports proof of Pat the Bat as the Machine. “According to my sources and the attached pictures, yes. These pictures were taken at Barry Zito’s $9 mil, 6k sqft, Tuscan Mansion about 20 miles north of SF in Marin County. I’m sure you’ve read about some of his antics. He is one of the biggest douches I have ever met in my entire life…” Anyone who feels this comfortable slipping into leather is probably a bit disturbed. -TO

Brian Wilson and The Machine on Jay Leno

Pat “The Bat” Burrell is the Man?