Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding guests obviously aren’t the type to gamble on a three-week relationship — because so far, they’ve only bought the cheapest stuff on the couple’s wedding registry.
The other guests better hurry up and get the other cheap stuff soon — or they’ll be stuck buying that ridiculous $500 margarita machine.

Check out the gallery to see all the incredible items — including a kick-ass set of measuring spoons — the brand new couple is gonna get.TMZ.com

I will buy them the Margarita Machine-TO

                    

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It’s Stephon Marbury’s world we just live in it-TO

                    

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Take the Cardinals -1 at home-TO

                    

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Look in my eyes T, i'm in love with the p*ssy

Kobe Bryant will be front and center at the Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian nuptials this Sunday … which means Vanessa and her $4 million ring may have a few pointers for the bride.

In fact, Lamar’s rep tells TMZ all the players are planning to attend, but there are still a few question marks. Several have not RSVP’d — Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum and Jordan Farmar.

Can’t blame the non-committals … it is last minute, after all. TMZ.com

                    

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Terez, If Mr. T could act...I sure could...

UFC star Quinton Jackson, known as Rampage to fans, has announced his retirement from mixed martial arts. In a post on his Web site, Jackson said he is quitting the UFC to pursue a career in acting. The former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion says lack of respect from UFC President Dana White and the need to provide for his family were factors in the decision. “I still feel the UFC is a great organization and I felt like I was very loyal to them but they didn’t respect my loyalty but I wish the UFC the best. I did a lot of things for them. I wish no bad blood between us but I have kids & a family back in Memphis to provide for and that’s all that matters to me!” he wrote. Jackson has a role in the upcoming movie ‘A-Team.’ -Trans World News

Rampage, you should stick to your day job..being crazy and fighting..-TO

                    

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Terez, we needed to boost ratings on our show..so we came up with this whole thing..

MediaTakeOut.com just got some interesting news. Word is that Sunday’s Khloe-Lamar Odom wedding isn’t real at all. According to one of our ULTRA-RELIABLE insiders, it’s actually Kourtney and her baby’s father Scott Disick that are getting married. The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com that the whole Khloe-Lamar thing is just an excuse to get publicity for Kourtney’s wedding. Ain’t that some MESS!!! -Media Takeout

This whole relationship has felt phony from the start..Someone is lying and I bet you its those slunty kardashians. -TO

                    

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Terez, this is how I sell my shit to the woman demographic...

LeBron James made an appearance on The View to talk about his upcoming movie. Of course, Barbara Walters, the journalist that she is, asked him the infamous move he pulled by not shaking hands with the Orlando Magics. SMH @ the Baby Cardigan and the Receding Hairline…-Bossip.com

LeBron dropping by the View is a bit disturbing..C’mon Bron, don’t be that guy.. -TO

                    

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Terez, Davey and I are on a break from each other..

Victoria Beckham checks out of the luxurious Claridges hotel and catches a flight out of London’s Heathrow Airport on Wednesday (September 23).Yesterday, the 35-year-old former Spice Girl sat front row at the Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2010 Fashion Show during London Fashion Week. Vicky B was seen congratulating Burberry creative director Christopher Bailey backstage. At the after-party, attendees later enjoyed a live performance by Brit band The Kooks. -Just Jared

I bet you Becks is holed up somewhere with his “friend with benefits” Tom Cruise. -TO

                    

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