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Joe Mauer Tipping Pitches (Cheating)

September 30, 2009

Can’t hate on a man trying to help his team-TO

Herschel Walker Challenges Dana White to Fight

September 30, 2009

Terez, you know I could give a sh*t about Herschel Walker...

Terez, you know I could give a sh*t about Herschel Walker...

Herschel Walker appeared on ESPN First Take, and the newly acquired Strikeforce talent made it clear that UFC President Dana White’s recent comments about his signing got to him. Walker went on to issue a challenge to the UFC President. “Dana always tells people to put their money where your mouth is. Dana says I’m so old? Why doesn’t he step into the ring with me because he’s been practicing (MMA), as well?” FightLine

Herschel should stick to working trading card and souvenir conventions and shut his mouth. D White  would smash him. -TO

Tito Ortiz Tears “Lazy” Homeless Guy a New A-Hole

September 30, 2009

A self-described “homeless” man hit up the wrong person for cash — because last night Tito Ortiz handed out brutal honesty instead of $10 bills. When the guy asked the former UFC champ for some cash, Tito flatly denied him, saying “I worked my ass off for my s**t … laziness don’t get you anywhere in life.” This has been Tito Ortiz’s motivational moment of the day.

Yea, Tito’s wife worked really hard opening up her snactcher keeper every day. -TO

First Khloe and Lamar Wedding Picture and Lamar’s Response to Allegations of Being a Dummy

September 30, 2009

khlodom ok cover

You know Lamar, I really like terez's website..He cares so much about us...

You know Lamar, I really like terez's website..He cares so much about us...

Khloe and Lamar’s publicity stunt has raked in some dough. We hear that the two got paid up the butt for the photos and we all know Khloe pocketed that few hundred thousand.

Anyways,  see what Lamar has to say about the ordeal.

“I’ve been a rock star, been on my own. Since I was 16. … doing it (marriage) so fast, there were a lot of family members who couldn’t even agree. So I can imagine what it would look like to the outside person not involved in my life everyday.

“I fell in love and the reason why I knew I was in love was because, I knew how I felt when I wasn’t with that person or if she was no longer in my life. I’ve been in L.A. ten years and never had a problem meeting women.

“The first team I was on, they never won a game and people thought they were going to win a game because they had me on the team, (so women said) ‘oh man, he’s not ugly … (I) like him.’

“And then I moved to Miami and we all know what that scene is like down there. And then back here. And then I’m in L.A. and we just so happen to win a championship. So whether a woman work at Burger King or she was model that we all know by name, it never was a problem.

“But I finally met the one that I knew if had I lost her, it would hurt the most.” -Bossip

Hopefully this will die down soon,  because who the fu*k wants to talk about Khloe and Lamar all day..-TO

Former Yankee Chuck Knoblauch arrested for choking wife

September 30, 2009
Terez, what do you think about my Mister Roger's sweater..

Terez, what do you think about my Mister Roger's sweater..

Former Yankee second baseman Chuck Knoblauch surrendered to authorities in Harris County, Tex., Tuesday after he was charged with assaulting his common-law wife. Knoblauch – named in the Mitchell Report as a player who used performance-enhancing drugs – took the anti-anxiety medication Xanax and had been drinking heavily Friday night when he hit and choked Stacey Stelmach, according to prosecutors. Knoblauch was charged with assault of a family member. A change in Texas law that took effect Sept.1 makes it a felony to choke a family member, and the former All-Star faces up to 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine, Harris County Assistant District Attorney Donna Hawkins said. An emergency protective order barring Knoblauch from contacting his wife was also issued. Knoblauch, 41, was being held in the Harris County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bail. – NY Daily News

Throwing the ball from second base is the least of Chuck’s problems. -TO

Jets QB Mark Sanchez’s ex dating NHL player

September 30, 2009

Terez, Mark was too boring...At least Sean lets me bring other men in bed..

Terez, Mark was too boring...At least Sean lets me bring other men in bed..

The Daily News was a few months out of date with its report yesterday that Jets QB Mark Sanchez is dating model Hilary Rhoda (above), whom it didn’t even identify in its big front-page photo. The same photo, from a GQ shoot, ran in The Post last May, when Page Six first reported they were dating. Since then, Rhoda has taken up with Rangers star Sean Avery. They’ve been spotted together at Avery’s TriBeCa bar, Warren 77, and a friend of Avery tells us, “Sean and Hilary are definitely an item.” – NY Post

Now that the Jets are winning, NYC is Mark’s playground…I say let the skank go out with the Bi guy hockey player. -TO

David Stern and the NBA Ban Handshakes, Encourage Fist Bumps

September 30, 2009

Blake, you don't have any diseases or STD's I should know about, do you?

Blake, you don't have any diseases or STD's I should know about, do you?

The NBA, fearful of the damage an H1N1 flu outbreak could wreak on the league, has passed down an anti-handshake directive. Players and coaches have been asked to greet each other via more sanitary means of contact, like fist pounding, or maybe chest bumps. One can only imagine what Utah’s Jerry Sloan thinks about this. “No handshaking,” Doc Rivers said. “I think it’s a good thing. A fist pound is just great.” – Boston Herald

I thought good sportsmanship was all about the handshake. What will Sterno do at the NBA Draft?  -TO

Gayrod and Kate Hudson upset with flash photo

September 30, 2009

Terez, we will never eat at BLT again..The security is far too lax...

Terez, we will never eat at BLT again..The security is far too lax...

Yankees star Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson at BLT Steak in White Plains getting upset when another customer came up and took a flash photo. – NY Post

What prima donnas. Maybe they should stay at home if they don’t want people snapping pictures. Get a clue Gayhud! -TO