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Philidelphia 76er Andre Miller (Left) and Comic Extraodinaire Richard Pryor (Right)
These two resemble each other just enough to make the cut. Richard, we miss you man. -TO
Terez, Im begging you..Please don't tell anyone that I have Bitch Tits...Btw, what do you think of my new color?
More details from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts’ book “A-Rod” were released Wednesday by the New York Daily News. The book alleges Rodriguez did not stop using steroids when he was traded to the Yankees in 2004, and he might have been using as far back as high school, the Daily News reports.
Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez “B—h T–s” in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason that resulted in round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids
• A-Rod “pitch tipped” when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.
• A-Rod’s off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia; his relationship with Madonna; and his other affairs are detailed.
However, Roberts said on the radio show that she did not address those elements. “I never wrote anything about his bedroom life,” Roberts told Patrick. “That was pure speculation on other people’s part.”
• A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.
Gayrod is the worst liar in the world. It keeps getting worse for Bitch Tits. -TO
Terez, DP stands for Doubles Partner..right?
If you see Anna Kournikova waiting in line to cash her chips at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino on Saturday, May 2, it might be wise to control your carnal excitement. Should you try to inch up to the Russian stunner there might be a world-class trash-talker nearby who will surely unleash a verbal onslaught: John McEnroe.
That day, those two tennis icons, along with fellow greats Jim Courier and Tracy Austin, will compete in exhibition matches at the Turning Stone’s Event Center in what is billed simply as “Legendary Nights.”
“There will be a lot of talking to each other and interaction with the crowd during the match,” said Austin during a recent phone interview; she’ll be competing with McEnroe against Courier and Kournikova in a mixed-doubles contest. “I think the personalities of the athletes come through more in these events, especially for McEnroe, who is and always has been such a showman.”
When did Anna get legendary status as a tennis player? As a hot piece of ass..yea she’s legendary. -TO
Terez, Rondo here..Who are these fuc*ing guys?
Los Angeles-bred “Superbad” geek Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who you’d think would be a Lakers fan, has been McLovin’ the Boston Celtics since he was Super small. “He was raised a Celtics fan because his father’s from Worcester,” said club guru Michael Winter, who squired McLovin’ around the North End after the Celtics’ gut-wrenching 106-104 win over the Chicago Bulls the other night. The Tinseltown nerd is such a fan, he paid $3,000 for a pair of tickets behind the Celtics bench for himself and his pop. He got his face up on the JumboTron a few times and after the game, Winter introduced him to Stephon Marbury and Gabe Pruitt. But McLovin’ really, really had his heart set on meeting Mr. Triple Double Rajon Rondo . And why wouldn’t he? As luck would have it, the gangly guard and his fam were celebrating the Game 5 win with dinner at Nick Varano’s Strega – one of Winter and McL’s stops on Hanover Street – Boston Herald
McLovin is either a great actor or a tremendous dork. Rondo doesn’t look to happy taking a picture with the Nerd Herd. -TO
Terez, why do you keep feeding me bananas?
(Reuters) – Maria Sharapova has pulled out of next month’s Italian and Madrid Open tournaments as she has failed to fully recover from a shoulder injury, the WTA Tour said in a statement on Tuesday. The Russian former world number one has not played a singles match since last August. She made a brief return to competition in the doubles at Indian Wells last month.The injury prevented her from defending her Australian Open crown in January. The Italian Open will be held from Monday while the Madrid tournament takes place a week later.
Maria is known to make guys pull out, but this is news to me..-TO
Terez, don't worry...That whole beating my wife thing is behind me..
Former Mets 1980’s star Darryl Strawberry, appearing on WFAN in New York, on going from a shy, quiet kid to the sexual beast (says he slept with over 1,000 women) who he became: “I really wasn’t that high on ladies when I was in high school and coming up. I thought they were a major distraction, I was focused. All of a sudden I come to the level of getting to the big leagues and I remember my first experience, I went to San Diego and a girl called and said she was a reporter and wanted to meet me. I went downstairs and there it was, she was definitely a 10 and boom I was like, “Well this is what it’s like.” I thought it was pretty incredible. At that time in my life, there was no question. I wasn’t turning it down.” How many women did he sleep with? “I don’t know. More than you should have, just put it like that.” More than 1,000? “Oh yeah, of course.” – WFAN / Sports Radio Interviews
Between handfuls of amphetamines, cocaine and alcohol abuse the guy did crush a few in his day. He also once punched his former wife in the head and held her at gunpoint while her horrified mother looked on. Good Work Straw. -TO
Terez, I wouldn't say I'm Wilt Chamberlain...but getting there my friend..
If you haven’t purchased Teebows underwear for you and yours, you might be too late. The site Teebows.com removed the University of Florida logos and Tim Tebow’s photo Wednesday night after improperly using the logos to sell merchandise. The Collegiate Licensing Company, which partners with UF, sent a cease-and-desist letter to the Web site’s originators. The merchandise, however, remained for sale. Teebows.com sells women’s underwear in the shape of a T, with a T in the back and a bow in the middle. They come in three different styles, and are made of 90 percent Lycra and 10 percent cotton. Attempts to cash in on Tebow’s name are commonplace, from independent T-shirts printed across UF’s Gainesville campus to random Web sites such as Teebows. – Orlando Sentinel
Tim should be proud people are making ladies underwear in his honor. The dude supposedly collects chicks panties he sleeps with, so he knows a thing or two about that.. -TO
